Showing posts with label Wierd News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wierd News. Show all posts

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Woman accused of offering sex for McNuggets

Smiles are free, but sexual favours might cost you your McNuggets.

That is, if there were any takers when a women at a Los Angeles McDonald's allegedly offered customers sexual favours in exchange for theirs.

Khadijah Baseer allegedly tried opening customers' doors as they went through the drive-thru around 11 p.m. last Wednesday, asking to be paid in the breaded chicken bits if she performed sex acts, according to the Burbank Leader.

The paper didn't specify which acts were allegedly on offer, nor how many McNuggets the woman expected in return.

Various reports say she is known as a panhandler in the area.

Baseer, 31, was arrested on "suspicion of prostitution."

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Man tries to use $1M bill at Wally World (Walmart)

By QMI Agency

Police say a North Carolina man insisted he could pay for his vacuum cleaner and microwave oven with a $1-million bill.
 
The Winston-Salem Journal reports that Michael Anthony Fuller, 53, tried to pay his $476 bill at the Walmart in Lexington, N.C., with a cool million on Nov. 17.
 
He insisted the bill was real, but staff called police. In a warrant for Muller, cops said of the bill: "There is no such thing."
 
The largest bill in circulation in the U.S. is $100. There has never been a $1-million bill. In 1969, federal officials discontinued the use of $500, $1,000, $5,000 and $10,000 bills.

Cops later nabbed Fuller and charged him with attempting to obtain property by false pretence and uttering a forged instrument. He's due in court Tuesday.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Aisos School of Sex - School set to take sex to a higher level

By Errol Nazareth, QMI Agency
 
A school in Austria promising to "teach the art of giving and receiving sexual pleasure" opens its doors next January.
 
"Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features -- these are the AISOS (Austrian International School of Sex) disciplines," says the school's website. "And we teach you hands on."
 
Anatomical features?
 
That's not the only question we have about this venture.
 
How do students get graded? What are the qualifications of the instructors? What if you fail a test? Are there group activities? Oral presentations?


In fact, it makes one ask more questions.
 
Like, why does the site feature photos of a chandelier, a plastic Barbie with a plastic baby in its tummy, a flight of steps, and a flower pot hanging from a ceiling?
 
AISOS boasts that classes will take place in an 18th century mansion on an estate "hidden deep within the expanses of lush greenery" outside Vienna. We're assuming this will help cut down on noise complaints.
 
If you need further incentive to register, here's the school's headmistress Ylva-Maria Thompson.
 
"The estate was once owned by a French-Austrian nobleman, famous for his decadent parties. They say that an undisclosed love nest is hidden deep-down behind the wine cellars. It is said that you can still smell the scent of sex from within its walls."
 
There are five courses in the first semester and taking them will set you back nearly $2000.

Contraception, we're informed, is available at no extra cost.

                                        
  


http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/12/04/19066331.html

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Transgender woman arrested after injecting Fix-A-Flat into patient’s rear end

A transgender woman in South Florida faces charges of practicing cosmetic surgery without a license, after police say she injected an unwitting patient’s buttocks with a handful of unsafe substances, including tire mender Fix-A-Flat, NBC reported.

The botched butt implant sent the unidentified woman to the hospital, and landed Oneal Ron Morris, who is legally identified as a man, in cuffs.

Miami Gardens Police arrested Morris, 30, on Friday, following an investigation by the Florida Department of Health.

Sgt. William Bamford said the illegal procedure took place in May 2010, after the woman and Morris met to discuss details, according to ABC.

“They agreed on the price of $700 for the procedure, which was intended for cosmetic purposes,” he said.

The injection took place in a residential setting, where Morris shot a mix of cement, glue, mineral oil and tire sealant into the woman’s buttocks, ABC reported.

“[A] short time later, she develops very serious pains, abdomen, throughout her body,” Bamford told the network affiliate. “She knows something’s wrong.”

The woman rushed to Tampa General Hospital, where she was treated for infection and pneumonia, but would not divulge Morris’ name, according to the report.

Hospital officials contacted the Dept. of Health, but it took investigators months to track down Morris.
Police suspect there are other victims, and urge them to come forward.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/transgender-woman-arrested-injecting-fix-a-flat-patient-rear-article-1.980273#ixzz1eRngZUqu

Monday, October 31, 2011

Halloween: Debt, It's for You!

Drunk, topless woman, Erin B. Holdsworth arrested after leading police o...

Police say a nearly naked woman led officers on a car chase that reached speeds of 200 km/h before she finally surrendered.
 
The chase happened along Route 422 in Bainbridge, just east of Cleveland, and only came to a stop when police laid spikes across the road to puncture her tires. 

When police apprehended her, they discovered she was wearing nothing but a sheer bustier, a G-string and sneakers, the report said. She was cuffed and put in the back of a police car, where she allegedly hurled abuse at officers.
 
The whole thing was captured on surveillance video.
Erin Holdsworth, 28, was charged with drunk driving, fleeing and eluding, driving under a suspended licence, speeding and other offences


Thursday, October 27, 2011

Indian man weds a woman half his age... she's 60

World's oldest groom ties the knot at 120
By QMI Agency
 

What man doesn't want to marry a woman half his age?

Hazi Abdul Noor, a 120-year-old widower in India, made history this past weekend when he married 60-year-old Samoi Bibi, reports the Times of India.

More than 500 guests attended the wedding in Satghori, a remote village in the state of Assam. More than 100 of them were the groom's immediate family members - two sons, four daughters, their spouses and their many children.

"It was not an easy job to find a bride for a 100-year-old," son Hazi Azir Uddin told the Times. "However, by the grace of god, we have found a new mother, though she's half his age."

Noor is thought to be the world's oldest groom

 

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Hayride operator faces drunk-driving charges

An American hayride operator faced drunk-driving charges after the farm tractor he was driving veered off the road and flipped one of the wagons it was towing, injuring 28 passengers, two of them seriously.

The Ohio State Police said Michael Hermes, 47, was pulling between 60 and 80 people in two straw-filled wagons late Saturday night when he drove off the right side of a road causing the rear wagon to overturn.

Most of the injured were transported to local hospitals. But two were evacuated by helicopter to a medical center in Toledo, 60 miles away.

Hermes, who was not injured in the crash, refused to take a field sobriety test, the state police said. He was arrested and bookedinto the county jail.

He was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated, aggravated vehicular assault, open container and failure to control, the state police said. He was scheduled to appear in in court on Tuesday.

Officials did not release the identities of any of the injured passengers

Friday, October 21, 2011

Penile Fracture: New Research Provides Clues

By Dr. Debby Herbenick


In a new article from the Journal of Sexual Medicine, Dr. Andrew Kramer – a surgeon at the University of Maryland School of Medicine – writes about the relatively rare event of “penile fracture” (what some commonly call “breaking your penis”). But rather than reporting on his successful treating of these events (which many surgeons and urologists find themselves doing from time to time), he instead reviewed past patients to try to find out situations that make these fractures more likely to happen in the first place. And that’s where things get interesting.

As there are no bones inside of a man’s penis, it’s not a break or fracture in the way we typically think of it. Rather, a penile fracture represents a tear or, as Dr. Kramer says – “a disruption” – of the tunica albuginea, which I’ll call TA here for short. The TA essentially “houses” various tissues inside of the penis that are involved in swelling during sexual arousal and increased blood flow. So if the TA tears – or is “disrupted” in medical speak – then things get tricky very fast.

The tell-tale sign is that a man and his partner often hear a popping or cracking sound. His erection then decreases and bruising/bleeding underneath the skin is often noticeable. If this ever happens to you, you should definitely go to the emergency room right away. This is something you want to get treatment started on ASAP rather than wait it out.
So how do penile fractures happen in the first place? And, by extension, what can you do to prevent them from happening to you?

Past case reports of penile fracture have mainly focused on sexual position. Woman on top and rear entry (doggie style) have been described as common positions linked to penile fracture as they sometime involve the penis and vagina separating completely before joining again (in other words, LOTS of in and out – with the focus on completely “out” before going back in). This can happen in any sex position, but has been noted to happen particularly during positions like woman on top and rear entry. Missionary, for example, is a position in which people’s bodies tend to stay “joined” more often.
Interestingly, when Dr. Kramer reviewed the charts of the 16 patients who had been treated at the University of Maryland between 2007 and 2011 (most of whom he’d met/treated), he found two interesting features:
1) Half of the penile fractures occurred when a man was having an extramarital affair
2) The vast majority (all but 3) occurred when sex was happening somewhere other than a bedroom – for example, in a car, elevator, workplace, or public bathroom

Dr. Kramer concludes my suggesting that most of the penile fracture cases that they’ve seen in recent years tend to happen in aytpical and perhaps “stressful” situations.  As a sex researcher, I can’t help but add that these are also perhaps “highly arousing” situations in which a man may be likely to have a stronger erection than usual (which makes it prime for “breaking” – soft penises can’t “snap”). Also, when people are highly aroused they sometimes make less-than-smart decisions. While having sex in an elevator may seem exciting, the logistics can make it challenging for most people to maneuver with pleasure, let alone maneuver safely.

http://www.mysexprofessor.com/penis-love/penile-fracture-new-research-provides-clues-what-to-do-if-you-break-your-penis/

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Woman throws husband's penis in river...Bitch

A Vietnamese woman said she snipped off her husband's penis with scissors and threw it into a river after he allegedly had an affair and beat her, Taiwan police told AFP.

Police said the 30-year-old woman, identified only by her last name, Pan, cut off about half of her sleeping partner's penis at their home in Tainan.

Pan turned herself into police and faces assault charges, investigators said Sunday.

The woman claimed she threw the severed appendage into a river for revenge.

Her Taiwanese husband is 29, jobless and known to use drugs, police said.
His condition was not released.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

U.S. woman nets $200K phone bill... Damn you T-Mobile

Celina Aarons is used to receiving a monthly phone bill of about $175.

Imagine her surprise when her latest bill was 43 pages long and said she owed $201,005.44.
Aarons, who lives in the Miami/Fort Lauderdale, Fla., area, has two brothers who are mute and deaf and who use their phones to text each other.

She told WSVN-TV in Miami that while Shamir, one of her brothers, was vacationing in Canada for two weeks, he forgot to turn his data roaming off, texted over 2,000 times and used the phone to download videos.

Since he is on Aarons' phone plan, the bill became her responsibility.
"Well, it's never going to get paid (because) I can't pay that," the told WSVN. "That's like paying (for) a nice house right now based on what houses are going for."

The station contacted her phone company, T-mobile, which lowered Aaron's phone bill from $201,000 to $2,500 and gave her six months to pay.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Fornicating skydivers under investigation

The U.S. Federal Aviation Administration is investigating after two people were filmed having sex while jumping out of a plane over Kern County, Calif.

The video shows Alex Torres, a porn star who works weekends as a skydiving instructor at Skydive Taft, simultaneously skydiving and having sex with Hope Howell, a receptionist at the skydiving school.
Torres posted the video on his blog, and it proved to be a hit among local youth, until a police investigation forced him to take it down.

"I didn't know it until one of the officers came over from the Taft Police Department and informed me this was going around the kids in school and stuff," Dave Chrouch, owner Skydive Taft, told KGET.com.
Parents called cops to complain about their kids sharing the explicit video.

But Torres and Howell are safe from the law at the local level, at least. Lieut. Ed Whiting of the Taft Police Department told KGET that no charges are pending, as everyone in the video was of age. Since nobody complained about witnessing the stunt, there's no reason to charge the thrill-seeking duo with public nudity, he added.

The FAA isn't so sure the stunt was on the up and up, though. Spokesman Ian Gregor said that while having sex on a private plane isn't technically illegal, any activity that distracts the pilot can constitute an FAA violation. Torres and Howell started having sex on the plane in the seat beside the pilot before jumping out in tandem.

Torres has since been sacked from his weekend gig, but Chrouch hasn't decided whether he will fire Howell as well.

"This shouldn't have happened. And it won't ever happen again, that's for sure," he said.




Thursday, October 6, 2011

Cocaine washes up on Florida beach

Lifeguards and police are keeping an eye on the beaches in Florida after 22 packages of cocaine washed up on shore in Fort Pierce this week.

The cocaine has an estimated street value of $2.2 million, police told local television station WPTV.

On Tuesday morning, two people walking along the beach in Fort Pierce, located 175 km north of Fort
Lauderdale, spotted the suspicious packages and called police.

On Saturday, the coast guard found a bale of cocaine -- about 20 kg -- in the water near Key West, 460 km south of Fort Pierce.

As well, on Sept. 26, 25 packages of cocaine washed up near Port Canaveral, 150 km north of Fort Pierce.


By QMI Agency

Friday, September 30, 2011

Bear gobbles up pies at B.C. pizza joint

CALGARY - Andrea Lawrance is used to customers having growling tummies.
But this unexpected visitor had a bear-size case of the munchies.
Lawrance was washing dishes at Fat Tony's Pizza in Whistler, B.C. Monday night when a furry four-legged customer with a big appetite arrived about 7:30 p.m. for some grub.

"I was working with my friend Jorja and there was a bear outside on our garbage can," Lawrance.
She and co-worker Jorja Threlsall tried to close the door but decided to seek refuge behind the pizza racks as the black bear ripped apart the garbage can in front of them.

While they wondered whether the curious critter was going to cross their threshold, suddenly it wandered into the store to another garbage can inside.

But it turned out, it wasn't the garbage can it wanted after all.
This bear had its eye on the pie.

"It decided to climb on the counter and put its arms up and steal the pizza and started to eat it," Lawrance said, adding it could only get its front of its body up because it couldn't quite get a grip on the stainless steel.

A native of B.C., Lawrance said she is used to seeing bears -- just not those that prefer in-store dining.
"It was kind of freaky," she said.
"Our first thought was to scare it out."

The girls moved behind the door to hide while about 20 spectators outside started snapping pictures and taking video of the hungry bear.



Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Drunken tractor joyride lands man in jail


SARNIA, Ont. - A drunk driver with four prior convictions got nearly two years of jail time for his erratic actions behind the wheel of a farm tractor.
Jeffrey Kerr, 49, who had previously pleaded guilty to impaired driving, dangerous driving and driving while disqualified, was in court once again Tuesday in the southwestern Ont. city of Sarnia.
Kerr forced other vehicles off the road when he went on a joyride June 18, 2010. He was swerving from one side of the road to the other, then went into the ditch and apparently passed out but returned to the road with a beer in his hand.
A victim impact statement from one driver stated an area family could have lost a loved one due to the risk posed by Kerr.
Police arrived to find Kerr driving in the middle of the road until they managed to get him to pull over.
In addition to the open beer, there were six empties on the tractor.
Kerr’s speech was incomprehensible except for saying something about watering cows.
Breath samples showed his blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit.
It was Kerr’s fifth conviction for a drinking and driving offence.
His last conviction was in 2005, and he never completed the required remedial course to regain his driver’s licence.
Judge Deborah Austin said the repeated offences, along with the aggravating features of the recent offence, created the potential for a significant jail sentence.
Following the 20-month jail sentence, Kerr will be on a year’s probation when he must take substance-abuse counselling.
He also got a 10-year driving ban.


http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/09/28/18752886.html

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Don't eat Schweddy Balls: Lobby group


An American lobby group wants people to boycott a new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavour called Schweddy Balls.
"The vulgar new flavour has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive. Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket," One Million Moms officials wrote on the group's website.
The group also wants people to e-mail Ben & Jerry's to request no additional containers of the limited-run ice cream be produced.

"The ice cream is being released in a limited batch, which means it will be distributed nationwide but only for three or four months. If it proves popular, another batch might be forthcoming, but we hope not."

Earlier this month, Ben & Jerry's launched Schweddy Balls, which is vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered rum and malt balls.

The name comes from a popular Saturday Night Life sketch in which Alec Baldwin plays a bakery owner named Pete Schweddy who goes on a national radio show called The Delicious Dish to discuss holiday baking.


"There are lots of great treats this time of year," Schweddy says in the skit. "Zucchini bread, fruitcake, but the thing that I most like to bring out at this time of the year are my balls."
Perhaps the most famous line from the skit is when Baldwin says, "No one can resist my Schweddy Balls."

In a statement on the One Million Moms website, Ben & Jerry's spokesman Sean Greenwood is quoted as saying the company isn't trying to offend people.

"Our fans get the humour."

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/09/22/18724351.html