ASS OF THE DAY!!! IVY SNOW

Ivy Snow is a young poker addict with a killer body and amazing tattoos. This hottie has amazing natural tits and gets totally naked inside her site. She is single and horny... Just the way we like them!

Ivy's big natural tits will be seen here soon!

Hitomi Tanaka

Ahhhhh Japan... One of my favourite countries in the world other than my home land of Canada. The Japaneseare are one of the most efficiant culures in the world making awsome reliable cars, amazing electronics and HUGE FUCKING TITS!!!?

I know, when you think Japan, big boobies is probably the last thing you think of... Meet Hitomi Tanaka
 

Jokes!!!

In the days before birth control pills, a young bride-to-be asked her gynecologist to recommend some sort of contraceptive. He suggested she try withdraw, douches or condoms. Several years later, the woman was walking down the street with three children when she happened to run across her old doctor. "I see you decided not to take my advice," he said, eyeing the young children. "On the contrary, doc," she exclaimed, "Davey here was a pullout, Darcy was a washout, and Delores was a blowout!"

Sarah Palin Not Impressed with Polls: "Polls are for Strippers and Cross...

ASS OF THE DAY!!! GOT GISELE!!!

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A shock in the nuts!!

Jokes!!!

Marthas husband was cremated when he passed. Picking up the urn, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I bought it with the insurance money!" "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, insurance money!" Finally, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?" "Here it comes.....

George Bush at his best!!!!

I'm surprised he's not eating a child

www.viorotica.com Violet Doll

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Naked Mom Rockband

Naked Mom Rockband

ASS OF THE DAY! BRYCI!

Jokes!!!

How are women and tornadoes alike?


They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Drinks!!

B(.)(.)BS!!!

Kenny Rogers Jackass

ASS OF THE DAY! TALIA SHEPARD

Jokes!!!

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.


He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"





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