Aisos School of Sex - School set to take sex to a higher level

By Errol Nazareth, QMI Agency

 
A school in Austria promising to "teach the art of giving and receiving sexual pleasure" opens its doors next January.
 
"Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features -- these are the AISOS (Austrian International School of Sex) disciplines," says the school's website. "And we teach you hands on."
 
Anatomical features?
 
That's not the only question we have about this venture.
 
How do students get graded? What are the qualifications of the instructors? What if you fail a test? Are there group activities? Oral presentations?

The school's site fails to answer these.

In fact, it makes one ask more questions.
 
Like, why does the site feature photos of a chandelier, a plastic Barbie with a plastic baby in its tummy, a flight of steps, and a flower pot hanging from a ceiling?
 
AISOS boasts that classes will take place in an 18th century mansion on an estate "hidden deep within the expanses of lush greenery" outside Vienna. We're assuming this will help cut down on noise complaints.
 
If you need further incentive to register, here's the school's headmistress Ylva-Maria Thompson.
 
"The estate was once owned by a French-Austrian nobleman, famous for his decadent parties. They say that an undisclosed love nest is hidden deep-down behind the wine cellars. It is said that you can still smell the scent of sex from within its walls."
 
There are five courses in the first semester and taking them will set you back nearly $2000.

Contraception, we're informed, is available at no extra cost.

                                        
  


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