Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Friday, January 6, 2012
Newt ( the talking pile of shit) Gingrich on Legalizing Marijuana
Yet again we have " the talking pile of shit" speaking on a subject he knows noththing about!
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
T.O. subway sex pair charged
By IAN ROBERTSON, QMI Agency
TORONTO -- A couple nabbed having sex on a moving TTC subway car gave a whole new meaning to the slogan "Ride the Rocket."
When the young man and woman began making love on a southbound University line coach around 2:30 p.m.
Sunday, a disgusted passenger pressed the yellow emergency strip. After the train's guard finished putting the brakes to their tryst, the apparently drunken pair moved onto the Spadina station platform and continued their randy ritual on the tile floor -- with the man's naked bottom and her naked legs caught on video by a passerby.
"They were on the subway train itself ... they were having intercourse," TTC spokesman Brad Ross said Monday. He said while such unwelcome activity may have occurred before, "this is the first report I've seen in the almost four years I've been here." Ross said activation of the emergency bar alerted the operator and a security supervisor.
On the hand-held video, which left nothing the couple was engaged in to the imagination, a man wearing a yellow vest with reflective white tape can be seen glancing their way then walking out of range beside the stopped train.
Ross said Toronto Police reached the platform, followed by a TTC supervisor and the copulating couple was arrested.
They were charged with being engaged in a lewd act.
"They appeared to be extremely intoxicated," Ross said. "I'm not sure if it was from alcohol or drugs."
Because of their drunken performance, he said police arranged for the pair to be taken to Mount Sinai for a checkup as a precaution.
Since children ride the subway, buses and streetcars, "that's why we took the action we did," Ross said. "We can't have people engaging in sexual activity on the subway system, buses or streetcars.
"It's a public system and the TTC carries 1.6 million people a day, from all ways of life, including children," he said. "No matter what your background is, it is not appropriate to have sex this way.
"I'd suggest to people if they are deeply in love, that they find a more appropriate venue," Ross said, adding booze "tends to loosen people's inhibitions."
Passengers aboard the stopped train were delayed for 14 minutes before it resumed service.
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/12/12/19114481.html
Monday, December 5, 2011
Aisos School of Sex - School set to take sex to a higher level
By Errol Nazareth, QMI Agency
A school in Austria promising to "teach the art of giving and receiving sexual pleasure" opens its doors next January.
"Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features -- these are the AISOS (Austrian International School of Sex) disciplines," says the school's website. "And we teach you hands on."
Anatomical features?
That's not the only question we have about this venture.
How do students get graded? What are the qualifications of the instructors? What if you fail a test? Are there group activities? Oral presentations?
Like, why does the site feature photos of a chandelier, a plastic Barbie with a plastic baby in its tummy, a flight of steps, and a flower pot hanging from a ceiling?
AISOS boasts that classes will take place in an 18th century mansion on an estate "hidden deep within the expanses of lush greenery" outside Vienna. We're assuming this will help cut down on noise complaints.
If you need further incentive to register, here's the school's headmistress Ylva-Maria Thompson.
"The estate was once owned by a French-Austrian nobleman, famous for his decadent parties. They say that an undisclosed love nest is hidden deep-down behind the wine cellars. It is said that you can still smell the scent of sex from within its walls."
There are five courses in the first semester and taking them will set you back nearly $2000.
Contraception, we're informed, is available at no extra cost.
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/12/04/19066331.html
Monday, October 31, 2011
Drunk, topless woman, Erin B. Holdsworth arrested after leading police o...
Police say a nearly naked woman led officers on a car chase that reached speeds of 200 km/h before she finally surrendered. The chase happened along Route 422 in Bainbridge, just east of Cleveland, and only came to a stop when police laid spikes across the road to puncture her tires.
When police apprehended her, they discovered she was wearing nothing but a sheer bustier, a G-string and sneakers, the report said. She was cuffed and put in the back of a police car, where she allegedly hurled abuse at officers.
The whole thing was captured on surveillance video.
Erin Holdsworth, 28, was charged with drunk driving, fleeing and eluding, driving under a suspended licence, speeding and other offences
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Indian man weds a woman half his age... she's 60
World's oldest groom ties the knot at 120
By QMI Agency
Hazi Abdul Noor, a 120-year-old widower in India, made history this past weekend when he married 60-year-old Samoi Bibi, reports the Times of India.
More than 500 guests attended the wedding in Satghori, a remote village in the state of Assam. More than 100 of them were the groom's immediate family members - two sons, four daughters, their spouses and their many children.
"It was not an easy job to find a bride for a 100-year-old," son Hazi Azir Uddin told the Times. "However, by the grace of god, we have found a new mother, though she's half his age."
Noor is thought to be the world's oldest groom
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
Penile Fracture: New Research Provides Clues
By Dr. Debby Herbenick
In a new article from the Journal of Sexual Medicine, Dr. Andrew Kramer – a surgeon at the University of Maryland School of Medicine – writes about the relatively rare event of “penile fracture” (what some commonly call “breaking your penis”). But rather than reporting on his successful treating of these events (which many surgeons and urologists find themselves doing from time to time), he instead reviewed past patients to try to find out situations that make these fractures more likely to happen in the first place. And that’s where things get interesting.
As there are no bones inside of a man’s penis, it’s not a break or fracture in the way we typically think of it. Rather, a penile fracture represents a tear or, as Dr. Kramer says – “a disruption” – of the tunica albuginea, which I’ll call TA here for short. The TA essentially “houses” various tissues inside of the penis that are involved in swelling during sexual arousal and increased blood flow. So if the TA tears – or is “disrupted” in medical speak – then things get tricky very fast.
The tell-tale sign is that a man and his partner often hear a popping or cracking sound. His erection then decreases and bruising/bleeding underneath the skin is often noticeable. If this ever happens to you, you should definitely go to the emergency room right away. This is something you want to get treatment started on ASAP rather than wait it out.
So how do penile fractures happen in the first place? And, by extension, what can you do to prevent them from happening to you?
Past case reports of penile fracture have mainly focused on sexual position. Woman on top and rear entry (doggie style) have been described as common positions linked to penile fracture as they sometime involve the penis and vagina separating completely before joining again (in other words, LOTS of in and out – with the focus on completely “out” before going back in). This can happen in any sex position, but has been noted to happen particularly during positions like woman on top and rear entry. Missionary, for example, is a position in which people’s bodies tend to stay “joined” more often.
Interestingly, when Dr. Kramer reviewed the charts of the 16 patients who had been treated at the University of Maryland between 2007 and 2011 (most of whom he’d met/treated), he found two interesting features:
1) Half of the penile fractures occurred when a man was having an extramarital affair
2) The vast majority (all but 3) occurred when sex was happening somewhere other than a bedroom – for example, in a car, elevator, workplace, or public bathroom
Dr. Kramer concludes my suggesting that most of the penile fracture cases that they’ve seen in recent years tend to happen in aytpical and perhaps “stressful” situations. As a sex researcher, I can’t help but add that these are also perhaps “highly arousing” situations in which a man may be likely to have a stronger erection than usual (which makes it prime for “breaking” – soft penises can’t “snap”). Also, when people are highly aroused they sometimes make less-than-smart decisions. While having sex in an elevator may seem exciting, the logistics can make it challenging for most people to maneuver with pleasure, let alone maneuver safely.
http://www.mysexprofessor.com/penis-love/penile-fracture-new-research-provides-clues-what-to-do-if-you-break-your-penis/
In a new article from the Journal of Sexual Medicine, Dr. Andrew Kramer – a surgeon at the University of Maryland School of Medicine – writes about the relatively rare event of “penile fracture” (what some commonly call “breaking your penis”). But rather than reporting on his successful treating of these events (which many surgeons and urologists find themselves doing from time to time), he instead reviewed past patients to try to find out situations that make these fractures more likely to happen in the first place. And that’s where things get interesting.
As there are no bones inside of a man’s penis, it’s not a break or fracture in the way we typically think of it. Rather, a penile fracture represents a tear or, as Dr. Kramer says – “a disruption” – of the tunica albuginea, which I’ll call TA here for short. The TA essentially “houses” various tissues inside of the penis that are involved in swelling during sexual arousal and increased blood flow. So if the TA tears – or is “disrupted” in medical speak – then things get tricky very fast.
The tell-tale sign is that a man and his partner often hear a popping or cracking sound. His erection then decreases and bruising/bleeding underneath the skin is often noticeable. If this ever happens to you, you should definitely go to the emergency room right away. This is something you want to get treatment started on ASAP rather than wait it out.
So how do penile fractures happen in the first place? And, by extension, what can you do to prevent them from happening to you?
Past case reports of penile fracture have mainly focused on sexual position. Woman on top and rear entry (doggie style) have been described as common positions linked to penile fracture as they sometime involve the penis and vagina separating completely before joining again (in other words, LOTS of in and out – with the focus on completely “out” before going back in). This can happen in any sex position, but has been noted to happen particularly during positions like woman on top and rear entry. Missionary, for example, is a position in which people’s bodies tend to stay “joined” more often.
Interestingly, when Dr. Kramer reviewed the charts of the 16 patients who had been treated at the University of Maryland between 2007 and 2011 (most of whom he’d met/treated), he found two interesting features:
1) Half of the penile fractures occurred when a man was having an extramarital affair
2) The vast majority (all but 3) occurred when sex was happening somewhere other than a bedroom – for example, in a car, elevator, workplace, or public bathroom
Dr. Kramer concludes my suggesting that most of the penile fracture cases that they’ve seen in recent years tend to happen in aytpical and perhaps “stressful” situations. As a sex researcher, I can’t help but add that these are also perhaps “highly arousing” situations in which a man may be likely to have a stronger erection than usual (which makes it prime for “breaking” – soft penises can’t “snap”). Also, when people are highly aroused they sometimes make less-than-smart decisions. While having sex in an elevator may seem exciting, the logistics can make it challenging for most people to maneuver with pleasure, let alone maneuver safely.
http://www.mysexprofessor.com/penis-love/penile-fracture-new-research-provides-clues-what-to-do-if-you-break-your-penis/
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
U.S. woman nets $200K phone bill... Damn you T-Mobile
Celina Aarons is used to receiving a monthly phone bill of about $175.
Imagine her surprise when her latest bill was 43 pages long and said she owed $201,005.44.
Aarons, who lives in the Miami/Fort Lauderdale, Fla., area, has two brothers who are mute and deaf and who use their phones to text each other.
She told WSVN-TV in Miami that while Shamir, one of her brothers, was vacationing in Canada for two weeks, he forgot to turn his data roaming off, texted over 2,000 times and used the phone to download videos.
Since he is on Aarons' phone plan, the bill became her responsibility.
"Well, it's never going to get paid (because) I can't pay that," the told WSVN. "That's like paying (for) a nice house right now based on what houses are going for."
The station contacted her phone company, T-mobile, which lowered Aaron's phone bill from $201,000 to $2,500 and gave her six months to pay.
Imagine her surprise when her latest bill was 43 pages long and said she owed $201,005.44.
Aarons, who lives in the Miami/Fort Lauderdale, Fla., area, has two brothers who are mute and deaf and who use their phones to text each other.
She told WSVN-TV in Miami that while Shamir, one of her brothers, was vacationing in Canada for two weeks, he forgot to turn his data roaming off, texted over 2,000 times and used the phone to download videos.
Since he is on Aarons' phone plan, the bill became her responsibility.
"Well, it's never going to get paid (because) I can't pay that," the told WSVN. "That's like paying (for) a nice house right now based on what houses are going for."
The station contacted her phone company, T-mobile, which lowered Aaron's phone bill from $201,000 to $2,500 and gave her six months to pay.
Monday, October 17, 2011
Fornicating skydivers under investigation
The U.S. Federal Aviation Administration is investigating after two people were filmed having sex while jumping out of a plane over Kern County, Calif.
The video shows Alex Torres, a porn star who works weekends as a skydiving instructor at Skydive Taft, simultaneously skydiving and having sex with Hope Howell, a receptionist at the skydiving school.
Torres posted the video on his blog, and it proved to be a hit among local youth, until a police investigation forced him to take it down.
"I didn't know it until one of the officers came over from the Taft Police Department and informed me this was going around the kids in school and stuff," Dave Chrouch, owner Skydive Taft, told KGET.com.
Parents called cops to complain about their kids sharing the explicit video.
But Torres and Howell are safe from the law at the local level, at least. Lieut. Ed Whiting of the Taft Police Department told KGET that no charges are pending, as everyone in the video was of age. Since nobody complained about witnessing the stunt, there's no reason to charge the thrill-seeking duo with public nudity, he added.
The FAA isn't so sure the stunt was on the up and up, though. Spokesman Ian Gregor said that while having sex on a private plane isn't technically illegal, any activity that distracts the pilot can constitute an FAA violation. Torres and Howell started having sex on the plane in the seat beside the pilot before jumping out in tandem.
Torres has since been sacked from his weekend gig, but Chrouch hasn't decided whether he will fire Howell as well.
"This shouldn't have happened. And it won't ever happen again, that's for sure," he said.
The video shows Alex Torres, a porn star who works weekends as a skydiving instructor at Skydive Taft, simultaneously skydiving and having sex with Hope Howell, a receptionist at the skydiving school.
Torres posted the video on his blog, and it proved to be a hit among local youth, until a police investigation forced him to take it down.
"I didn't know it until one of the officers came over from the Taft Police Department and informed me this was going around the kids in school and stuff," Dave Chrouch, owner Skydive Taft, told KGET.com.
Parents called cops to complain about their kids sharing the explicit video.
But Torres and Howell are safe from the law at the local level, at least. Lieut. Ed Whiting of the Taft Police Department told KGET that no charges are pending, as everyone in the video was of age. Since nobody complained about witnessing the stunt, there's no reason to charge the thrill-seeking duo with public nudity, he added.
The FAA isn't so sure the stunt was on the up and up, though. Spokesman Ian Gregor said that while having sex on a private plane isn't technically illegal, any activity that distracts the pilot can constitute an FAA violation. Torres and Howell started having sex on the plane in the seat beside the pilot before jumping out in tandem.
Torres has since been sacked from his weekend gig, but Chrouch hasn't decided whether he will fire Howell as well.
"This shouldn't have happened. And it won't ever happen again, that's for sure," he said.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Warsaw Poland... Politician in hot water over strip video
By AFP
WARSAW - A 23-year-old student who is running for parliament in Poland has ended up in hot water with her party over a vote-seeking Internet striptease.
"Party political broadcasts like this should not exist," Tomasz Kalita, spokesman of the opposition Democratic Left Alliance (SLD), told the daily Gazeta Wyborcza on Thursday.
"Every candidate has the right to make their own campaign material, but there are limits," he insisted.
As she takes off her bra, the word "Censored" flashes across the screen, followed by the slogan "Want more? Vote SLD. Only we can do more".
Political science student Lenart, who is on the SLD's slate in the southeastern city of Lublin, had more than 122,000 views on YouTube by Thursday.
Defending herself, she said that she decided to make the ad to raise attention after a previous run of the mill broadcast failed to spark interest.
"I thought it was time to cause a stir," she said. "My campaign targets young people, and young people are only interested in controversial stuff, unfortunately," she told Gazeta Wyborcza.
"I don't think it was vulgar or obscene. You can hardly see anything," she added, not that it had taken guts to strip.
Kalita, 32, said it was a particularly wrongheaded method for a candidate from a left-leaning party.
"I don't like it. I take a feminist, egalitarian approach" he said.
"I don't think this sort of ad has its place in left-wing politics. We should be enacting a ban on sexist advertising," he added.
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/10/07/18795431.html
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