Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Jokes!!!
A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, "Blowjob, five dollars". He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was "Mom, what's a blowjob?". His mom replies "Five dollars, just like downtown!".
U.S. woman nets $200K phone bill... Damn you T-Mobile
Celina Aarons is used to receiving a monthly phone bill of about $175.
Imagine her surprise when her latest bill was 43 pages long and said she owed $201,005.44.
Aarons, who lives in the Miami/Fort Lauderdale, Fla., area, has two brothers who are mute and deaf and who use their phones to text each other.
She told WSVN-TV in Miami that while Shamir, one of her brothers, was vacationing in Canada for two weeks, he forgot to turn his data roaming off, texted over 2,000 times and used the phone to download videos.
Since he is on Aarons' phone plan, the bill became her responsibility.
"Well, it's never going to get paid (because) I can't pay that," the told WSVN. "That's like paying (for) a nice house right now based on what houses are going for."
The station contacted her phone company, T-mobile, which lowered Aaron's phone bill from $201,000 to $2,500 and gave her six months to pay.
Imagine her surprise when her latest bill was 43 pages long and said she owed $201,005.44.
Aarons, who lives in the Miami/Fort Lauderdale, Fla., area, has two brothers who are mute and deaf and who use their phones to text each other.
She told WSVN-TV in Miami that while Shamir, one of her brothers, was vacationing in Canada for two weeks, he forgot to turn his data roaming off, texted over 2,000 times and used the phone to download videos.
Since he is on Aarons' phone plan, the bill became her responsibility.
"Well, it's never going to get paid (because) I can't pay that," the told WSVN. "That's like paying (for) a nice house right now based on what houses are going for."
The station contacted her phone company, T-mobile, which lowered Aaron's phone bill from $201,000 to $2,500 and gave her six months to pay.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
Fornicating skydivers under investigation
The U.S. Federal Aviation Administration is investigating after two people were filmed having sex while jumping out of a plane over Kern County, Calif.
The video shows Alex Torres, a porn star who works weekends as a skydiving instructor at Skydive Taft, simultaneously skydiving and having sex with Hope Howell, a receptionist at the skydiving school.
Torres posted the video on his blog, and it proved to be a hit among local youth, until a police investigation forced him to take it down.
"I didn't know it until one of the officers came over from the Taft Police Department and informed me this was going around the kids in school and stuff," Dave Chrouch, owner Skydive Taft, told KGET.com.
Parents called cops to complain about their kids sharing the explicit video.
But Torres and Howell are safe from the law at the local level, at least. Lieut. Ed Whiting of the Taft Police Department told KGET that no charges are pending, as everyone in the video was of age. Since nobody complained about witnessing the stunt, there's no reason to charge the thrill-seeking duo with public nudity, he added.
The FAA isn't so sure the stunt was on the up and up, though. Spokesman Ian Gregor said that while having sex on a private plane isn't technically illegal, any activity that distracts the pilot can constitute an FAA violation. Torres and Howell started having sex on the plane in the seat beside the pilot before jumping out in tandem.
Torres has since been sacked from his weekend gig, but Chrouch hasn't decided whether he will fire Howell as well.
"This shouldn't have happened. And it won't ever happen again, that's for sure," he said.
The video shows Alex Torres, a porn star who works weekends as a skydiving instructor at Skydive Taft, simultaneously skydiving and having sex with Hope Howell, a receptionist at the skydiving school.
Torres posted the video on his blog, and it proved to be a hit among local youth, until a police investigation forced him to take it down.
"I didn't know it until one of the officers came over from the Taft Police Department and informed me this was going around the kids in school and stuff," Dave Chrouch, owner Skydive Taft, told KGET.com.
Parents called cops to complain about their kids sharing the explicit video.
But Torres and Howell are safe from the law at the local level, at least. Lieut. Ed Whiting of the Taft Police Department told KGET that no charges are pending, as everyone in the video was of age. Since nobody complained about witnessing the stunt, there's no reason to charge the thrill-seeking duo with public nudity, he added.
The FAA isn't so sure the stunt was on the up and up, though. Spokesman Ian Gregor said that while having sex on a private plane isn't technically illegal, any activity that distracts the pilot can constitute an FAA violation. Torres and Howell started having sex on the plane in the seat beside the pilot before jumping out in tandem.
Torres has since been sacked from his weekend gig, but Chrouch hasn't decided whether he will fire Howell as well.
"This shouldn't have happened. And it won't ever happen again, that's for sure," he said.
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