Thursday, October 27, 2011

Indian man weds a woman half his age... she's 60

World's oldest groom ties the knot at 120
By QMI Agency
 

What man doesn't want to marry a woman half his age?

Hazi Abdul Noor, a 120-year-old widower in India, made history this past weekend when he married 60-year-old Samoi Bibi, reports the Times of India.

More than 500 guests attended the wedding in Satghori, a remote village in the state of Assam. More than 100 of them were the groom's immediate family members - two sons, four daughters, their spouses and their many children.

"It was not an easy job to find a bride for a 100-year-old," son Hazi Azir Uddin told the Times. "However, by the grace of god, we have found a new mother, though she's half his age."

Noor is thought to be the world's oldest groom

 

VENOMFANGX....God Damn It Not Again!!! Part 6

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Alzhiemer's Test

Vet vs NYPD: Marine turns tables on cop gang mentality

Hayride operator faces drunk-driving charges

An American hayride operator faced drunk-driving charges after the farm tractor he was driving veered off the road and flipped one of the wagons it was towing, injuring 28 passengers, two of them seriously.

The Ohio State Police said Michael Hermes, 47, was pulling between 60 and 80 people in two straw-filled wagons late Saturday night when he drove off the right side of a road causing the rear wagon to overturn.

Most of the injured were transported to local hospitals. But two were evacuated by helicopter to a medical center in Toledo, 60 miles away.

Hermes, who was not injured in the crash, refused to take a field sobriety test, the state police said. He was arrested and bookedinto the county jail.

He was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated, aggravated vehicular assault, open container and failure to control, the state police said. He was scheduled to appear in in court on Tuesday.

Officials did not release the identities of any of the injured passengers

Monday, October 24, 2011

Most Awkward Wheel Of Fortune Moment Ever

Qaddafi (What They Feed You 8)

Jiggly Ass gif 6

Jokes!!!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound asleep."

Awsome Booty Dance!!!


Booty dance from Cyril Helnwein on Vimeo.

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