Saturday, October 8, 2011
Jokes!!!
"Did he get anything." his mates asked.
"yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
Warsaw Poland... Politician in hot water over strip video
By AFP
WARSAW - A 23-year-old student who is running for parliament in Poland has ended up in hot water with her party over a vote-seeking Internet striptease.
"Party political broadcasts like this should not exist," Tomasz Kalita, spokesman of the opposition Democratic Left Alliance (SLD), told the daily Gazeta Wyborcza on Thursday.
"Every candidate has the right to make their own campaign material, but there are limits," he insisted.
As she takes off her bra, the word "Censored" flashes across the screen, followed by the slogan "Want more? Vote SLD. Only we can do more".
Political science student Lenart, who is on the SLD's slate in the southeastern city of Lublin, had more than 122,000 views on YouTube by Thursday.
Defending herself, she said that she decided to make the ad to raise attention after a previous run of the mill broadcast failed to spark interest.
"I thought it was time to cause a stir," she said. "My campaign targets young people, and young people are only interested in controversial stuff, unfortunately," she told Gazeta Wyborcza.
"I don't think it was vulgar or obscene. You can hardly see anything," she added, not that it had taken guts to strip.
Kalita, 32, said it was a particularly wrongheaded method for a candidate from a left-leaning party.
"I don't like it. I take a feminist, egalitarian approach" he said.
"I don't think this sort of ad has its place in left-wing politics. We should be enacting a ban on sexist advertising," he added.
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/10/07/18795431.html
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Cocaine washes up on Florida beach
Lifeguards and police are keeping an eye on the beaches in Florida after 22 packages of cocaine washed up on shore in Fort Pierce this week.
The cocaine has an estimated street value of $2.2 million, police told local television station WPTV.
On Tuesday morning, two people walking along the beach in Fort Pierce, located 175 km north of Fort
Lauderdale, spotted the suspicious packages and called police.
On Saturday, the coast guard found a bale of cocaine -- about 20 kg -- in the water near Key West, 460 km south of Fort Pierce.
As well, on Sept. 26, 25 packages of cocaine washed up near Port Canaveral, 150 km north of Fort Pierce.
The cocaine has an estimated street value of $2.2 million, police told local television station WPTV.
On Tuesday morning, two people walking along the beach in Fort Pierce, located 175 km north of Fort
Lauderdale, spotted the suspicious packages and called police.
On Saturday, the coast guard found a bale of cocaine -- about 20 kg -- in the water near Key West, 460 km south of Fort Pierce.
As well, on Sept. 26, 25 packages of cocaine washed up near Port Canaveral, 150 km north of Fort Pierce.
By QMI Agency
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Jokes!!!
One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing...."I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that here. No, no, they don't!"
"I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!"
"I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern builder' either. They sure won't!"
"But if you fuck one sheep......."
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Monday, October 3, 2011
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Jokes!!!
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah blah RIGHTNOW!
What a woman says...Casino offers plastic surgery jackpot By REUTERS
Rolling the dice and playing the slots at one Atlantic City casino may have gamblers in New Jersey cashing in on an unexpected jackpot: botox, cheek implants or liposuction.
One winner of the Trump Taj Mahal Nip, Tuck and Lift Sweepstakes could walk away with $25,000 toward an array of plastic surgery procedures, according to the casino.
Players earn chances to win the lucrative makeover throughout the month of October, with a drawing for the winner held on Oct. 29 at the casino.
“We wanted to change the face of a typical casino promotion and with this one we are literally doing it,” Trump Entertainment Resorts Senior Vice President of Marketing Kathleen McSweeney said.
One winner of the Trump Taj Mahal Nip, Tuck and Lift Sweepstakes could walk away with $25,000 toward an array of plastic surgery procedures, according to the casino.
Players earn chances to win the lucrative makeover throughout the month of October, with a drawing for the winner held on Oct. 29 at the casino.
“We wanted to change the face of a typical casino promotion and with this one we are literally doing it,” Trump Entertainment Resorts Senior Vice President of Marketing Kathleen McSweeney said.“Many people have something they want to change; a nip and tuck here, a lift there, but the cost of these procedures can be quite costly,” she said in a statement.
The estimated cost of a breast augmentation is between $5,000 and $8,000 with an upper and lower eyelid tuck costing roughly $5,000, according to infoplasticsurgery.com pricing cited by the casino.
Botox injections run a couple hundred dollars while liposuction could cost between $2,500 and $10,000, according to the estimates.
The sweepstakes are open to Trump One Card holders who earn a certain number of points and then must be playing at the time of the drawing for a chance to win, the casino said.
The prize money will be awarded in cash, it said.
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