Friday, December 16, 2011
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
T.O. subway sex pair charged
By IAN ROBERTSON, QMI Agency
TORONTO -- A couple nabbed having sex on a moving TTC subway car gave a whole new meaning to the slogan "Ride the Rocket."
When the young man and woman began making love on a southbound University line coach around 2:30 p.m.
Sunday, a disgusted passenger pressed the yellow emergency strip. After the train's guard finished putting the brakes to their tryst, the apparently drunken pair moved onto the Spadina station platform and continued their randy ritual on the tile floor -- with the man's naked bottom and her naked legs caught on video by a passerby.
"They were on the subway train itself ... they were having intercourse," TTC spokesman Brad Ross said Monday. He said while such unwelcome activity may have occurred before, "this is the first report I've seen in the almost four years I've been here." Ross said activation of the emergency bar alerted the operator and a security supervisor.
On the hand-held video, which left nothing the couple was engaged in to the imagination, a man wearing a yellow vest with reflective white tape can be seen glancing their way then walking out of range beside the stopped train.
Ross said Toronto Police reached the platform, followed by a TTC supervisor and the copulating couple was arrested.
They were charged with being engaged in a lewd act.
"They appeared to be extremely intoxicated," Ross said. "I'm not sure if it was from alcohol or drugs."
Because of their drunken performance, he said police arranged for the pair to be taken to Mount Sinai for a checkup as a precaution.
Since children ride the subway, buses and streetcars, "that's why we took the action we did," Ross said. "We can't have people engaging in sexual activity on the subway system, buses or streetcars.
"It's a public system and the TTC carries 1.6 million people a day, from all ways of life, including children," he said. "No matter what your background is, it is not appropriate to have sex this way.
"I'd suggest to people if they are deeply in love, that they find a more appropriate venue," Ross said, adding booze "tends to loosen people's inhibitions."
Passengers aboard the stopped train were delayed for 14 minutes before it resumed service.
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/12/12/19114481.html
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Joke of the Day!
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother; he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
Monday, December 5, 2011
Aisos School of Sex - School set to take sex to a higher level
By Errol Nazareth, QMI Agency
A school in Austria promising to "teach the art of giving and receiving sexual pleasure" opens its doors next January.
"Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features -- these are the AISOS (Austrian International School of Sex) disciplines," says the school's website. "And we teach you hands on."
Anatomical features?
That's not the only question we have about this venture.
How do students get graded? What are the qualifications of the instructors? What if you fail a test? Are there group activities? Oral presentations?
Like, why does the site feature photos of a chandelier, a plastic Barbie with a plastic baby in its tummy, a flight of steps, and a flower pot hanging from a ceiling?
AISOS boasts that classes will take place in an 18th century mansion on an estate "hidden deep within the expanses of lush greenery" outside Vienna. We're assuming this will help cut down on noise complaints.
If you need further incentive to register, here's the school's headmistress Ylva-Maria Thompson.
"The estate was once owned by a French-Austrian nobleman, famous for his decadent parties. They say that an undisclosed love nest is hidden deep-down behind the wine cellars. It is said that you can still smell the scent of sex from within its walls."
There are five courses in the first semester and taking them will set you back nearly $2000.
Contraception, we're informed, is available at no extra cost.
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/12/04/19066331.html
Saturday, December 3, 2011
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Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Jokes!!!
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation." "Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on. "The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again." What was that for?" he complained. "Your dog called last night."
Monday, October 31, 2011
Drunk, topless woman, Erin B. Holdsworth arrested after leading police o...
Police say a nearly naked woman led officers on a car chase that reached speeds of 200 km/h before she finally surrendered. The chase happened along Route 422 in Bainbridge, just east of Cleveland, and only came to a stop when police laid spikes across the road to puncture her tires.
When police apprehended her, they discovered she was wearing nothing but a sheer bustier, a G-string and sneakers, the report said. She was cuffed and put in the back of a police car, where she allegedly hurled abuse at officers.
The whole thing was captured on surveillance video.
Erin Holdsworth, 28, was charged with drunk driving, fleeing and eluding, driving under a suspended licence, speeding and other offences
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Friday, October 28, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Indian man weds a woman half his age... she's 60
World's oldest groom ties the knot at 120
By QMI Agency
Hazi Abdul Noor, a 120-year-old widower in India, made history this past weekend when he married 60-year-old Samoi Bibi, reports the Times of India.
More than 500 guests attended the wedding in Satghori, a remote village in the state of Assam. More than 100 of them were the groom's immediate family members - two sons, four daughters, their spouses and their many children.
"It was not an easy job to find a bride for a 100-year-old," son Hazi Azir Uddin told the Times. "However, by the grace of god, we have found a new mother, though she's half his age."
Noor is thought to be the world's oldest groom
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Hayride operator faces drunk-driving charges
An American hayride operator faced drunk-driving charges after the farm tractor he was driving veered off the road and flipped one of the wagons it was towing, injuring 28 passengers, two of them seriously.
The Ohio State Police said Michael Hermes, 47, was pulling between 60 and 80 people in two straw-filled wagons late Saturday night when he drove off the right side of a road causing the rear wagon to overturn.
Most of the injured were transported to local hospitals. But two were evacuated by helicopter to a medical center in Toledo, 60 miles away.
Hermes, who was not injured in the crash, refused to take a field sobriety test, the state police said. He was arrested and bookedinto the county jail.
He was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated, aggravated vehicular assault, open container and failure to control, the state police said. He was scheduled to appear in in court on Tuesday.
Officials did not release the identities of any of the injured passengers
The Ohio State Police said Michael Hermes, 47, was pulling between 60 and 80 people in two straw-filled wagons late Saturday night when he drove off the right side of a road causing the rear wagon to overturn.
Most of the injured were transported to local hospitals. But two were evacuated by helicopter to a medical center in Toledo, 60 miles away.
Hermes, who was not injured in the crash, refused to take a field sobriety test, the state police said. He was arrested and bookedinto the county jail.
He was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated, aggravated vehicular assault, open container and failure to control, the state police said. He was scheduled to appear in in court on Tuesday.
Officials did not release the identities of any of the injured passengers
Monday, October 24, 2011
Jokes!!!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound asleep."
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound asleep."
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